Yesterday I stayed up until 12+ on the computer because I was stoning at a blank MS Word document and digging my brains for crap to come out for a CAP reflection but apparently that's all the crap that I've got for the day and I used it all up earlier.
My brain produces a limited amount of crap each day.
Talked to Sinyee and Natasha then *somebody had to go uh. Haha so I complained to Natasha and after that complained to Chengyee :D Haha and thanks for your encouragement my dear, the joke really helped. Eek I feel like laughing now.
HAHAHAAHAHAHA.
Okay.
HAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yes I've stayed crazy.

Last night totally sucked I was at a loss of what to write for reflections and was feeling like utilizing Mr Bean's idea of propping-eyes-open-with-toothpicks but realised that my house has no toothpicks. I wanted to get off the computer and stop trying but I just couldn't because I knew it'd just drag on to the next day and I'd have more to do. So I typed a little by little until crap ran dry ._.
I tried crapping yes but no crap came out I'm very serious. This is like, the first time I have had no crap to produce for this type of crappy assignment excluding that crappy RS report which I totally crapped through and ended up with 4440 words = a pile of humongous crap.
*counts* I used crap in all its forms for 5 times. I ought to win an award for that!
Yeah anyway it SUCKED okay it SUCKED. You know why? Because it drained my brain of not only crap, but of common sense and disabled it from actually thinking like a human being. After I got off the computer (yes finally) and went to bathe, I went and got my pyjamas and paraded off in a daze to the bathroom (which is not next to my room), I stood outside waiting for my sister to finish up.
Then I realised that I hadn't brought any clean underwear. Or a towel.
So I had to go back to get it. Seriously :(
Wl anyway last night was horrible it was like living in a nightmare and there's no exaggeration in that. I honestly hate CAP now.

And if I don't get into the whatever stupid camp thing I'm going to march down to wherever they keep all the people who judge whatever we write and find out all of their names and wrap them up in super-strong plastic tape and leave them there like huge white transparant fat cocoons.
And when I find the person who read my pieces and didn't grade them well I'm going to throw that fat cocoon into the Amazon river and fish it out again and drop it into the Nile and let all the crocodiles have a little boogie party with it then just before it gets gobbled up I'm going to fish it up and enter it in the latest Fear Factor contest whether it likes it or not.
Yes and it's going to go through all the rounds still in it's nice fat white TIGHT cocoon and experience fully the meaning of fear, cockroaches, heights, snakes, hissing, and drinking worm juice. It is also going to experience excretion in a cocoon.
AND THEN. I'm going to let the thing out of its very badly battered cocoon and ask very nicely (with a smile, no doubt) whether or not it's going to let me get into the whatever camp what not.

:D
I already said I could be very nice. And very nasty.
I like you, I'll be so nice you thought you met an angel.
I don't like you. Too bad.
Hahahahaha oh well I like most of my friends :D

Oh well. Whatever lah I don't give a damn about that camp :D Despite all I've said about the Nile River. Haha.

Anyway. People! CLAP FOR ME!



Hahaha yes I went crazy and opened photoshop :D ISN'T IT PRETTY.





















Anyway I finished it and that's all that counts :D YESYESYES I HAVE. 3 poems and 3 proses (I'm fair :D) and 6 reflections. I'm so amazed at myself! LALAALALLALALALAAAA!
Omgggg man omggggg I can hardly believe the facttttt! I'm so happy. Omgggg. I shall go and TREAT myself to NEOPETS UNDISTURBED.
I can sleep sound tonight for once!
for the last few nights I kept worrying about when the hell I was going to finish CAP AND NOW I HAVE FINISHED IT :D Omgggg. I can sleep so sound I can stop staying up monsterifically late and propping my eyes open with goodness knows what!
WHEEEEEEE!
That picture I made, fully describes my feelings now. Especially the racoon and crab monster. Sinyee's just signed in! :D
Hahahahhaha.
GOODBYE MY FRIENDS.
GOODBYE CAP I HATE YOU FOREVER BUT I FINISHED YOU FOREVER!