I was bored and remembered Natasha telling me once that Teletubbies were satanic because their founder looks exactly like one of them (either TinkyWinky or Po or something). So I googled her picture, and the teletubbies, and they really do not look alike. For your own reference. I mean no offence Natasha but really they don't.
































Then I googled 'Are teletubbies satanic' and apparently this political activist called Jerry Falwell attacked the Teletubbies, saying that one of them, Tinky Winky, was a homosexual and thus teaching children to be homosexual/gay. His reasons were that even though Tinky Winky is supposedly male (he speaks with a boy's voice), he's seen carrying a red handbag around.
"He is purple - the gay-pride color," says Falwell in the article, "and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay-pride symbol."
I don't know about whether what Natasha dear told me is true or not, maybe I'm getting myopia nowadays, but 'Tinky Winky-is-gay' just doesn't cut it.
Therefore Falwell's conclusion is that Tinky Winky is homosexual because he speaks with a male voice and carries a red bag (which may or may not be a lady's handbag) and he's teaching children who watch the show that homosexuality is good.

*blinks*

I remember when I was very young, I was a huge fan of Teletubbies. Watched it everyday at about 5 or 6 (remember, Hi5 was at 5.30), and one day my parents came back from work muttering to each other about 'Satanic I tell you' and 'Better tell her not watch anymore' and told me to switch it off and never to watch Teletubbies again. So I never watched it again and never understood why.
I admit, watching the Teletubbies go 'EH-OH!' now somehow gives me the creeps, but I'm old, ain't I?

I can't find any article on the internet that discusses the satanic side of Teletubbies, so I don't know. I guess I'm neutral to whether or not they're satanic, if not for my parents' determination I would say for sure they weren't. Think about it, IS TINKY WINKY HOMOSEXUAL AND SATANIC?
If you'd like,
(read this article addressing the gay issue)
I found it very entertaining.

Now onto something else which is, unfortunately, related.

Last year, on a bored stuff Sunday, I googled Spongebob Squarepants (aiming for screensavers/wallpapers/episodes) and chanced upon an article declaring that Spongebob is gay (yes, just like Tinky-Winky-with-the-red-handbag is), and that the friendship between him and Patrick is symbolic of homosexuality, and again, that the cartoon is teaching the wrong values to children. He is seen as an icon for gay adult men in the US and is popular with them because he and Patrick are often seen holding hands.
A man named Dr. James Dobson, founder of a conservative Christian group, claimed that Spongebob Squarepants is part of a pro-homosexual video that is to be mailed to thousands of elementary schools, to promote diversity and tolerance. For example, if children ask their teachers about their classmates who are taken care of by grandparents/aunts or uncles/foster parents, the teachers should tell them that everyone's family is different, but they're all based on love, and that they (the children) should learn to see people in an equal light, because everyone's different, but equal.
Yes, the video is to promote diversity and tolerance of differences, and it's theme is 'We are Family', but Dr James Dobson thinks that it's pro-homosexual because it promotes sexual differences and sexual identity. He also stated that cartoons like Jimmy Neutron and Barney were in on the plot (yeah, remember the purple dinosaur in the GAY PRIDE COLOUR).
(here's the article, and also the link to the video)

So, go read it. Watch the video, and think about whether Spongebob Squarepants, Barney and Jimmy Neutron are promoting homosexuality. I like the newscaster and his thinking.
In defence of beloved Spongebob Squarepants, I don't think any gay adult men anywhere in the world would live in a pineapple under the sea, I think they live in flats with other gay men doing gay things.
Sure, Spongebob and Patrick hold hands. Hmm, remember when your primary school teacher asked you to hold hands with a boy/girl/member of the opposite gender? When all the boys and girls would line up and walk together. YES I guess they were future husbands and wives and had sexual or romantic intentions just because they held hands.
Gosh. I sure wouldn't want that to happen, if not I'd end up with the grossest, mucus-loving husband in history.
Also. Real gay adult men live in places called Street _______ or Road _________, I don't think they have names like Bikini Bottom.
Last of all, gay adult men probably don't have pets, they're too busy working to support themselves or their gay partners. In fact, even if they had pets, I don't think they'd keep a snail for a pet and name it Gary, eh?

For goodness sakes.
What kind of mush do you keep up there in the space in your heads that God gave you to put your brain? *taps head* Mine's there you know, where's yours? Do you have too much time on your hands? Yeah maybe when you've only got a few more months to live, then you're going to regret spending so much time attacking children's cartoons and declaring that they're going to change children's sexual preferences. I don't think the children idolize these cartoons nor think about liking a member of the same gender.
I really do think, after 3 years of being a Spongebob fan, that he and Patrick are absolutely not homosexual nor promoting it. Yes, Patrick can be a little mentally challenged at times and Spongebob is a tad too hyper, and oh they hold hands, now you caught on that, didn't you? People who think these cartoons are gay probably got the wrong doctor or the wrong medicine. Screwed up their brains permanantly, make them think that the world is against them.
Children are the best yeah?
They probably want to have a gay partner next time, yes, most certainly.

Gosh what is wrong with you.

It's just a children's cartoon, made for children to enjoy, to laugh at, to learn from, to grow up with. Jimmy Neutron, Teletubbies, Spongebob Squarepants, Barney. All inhibiting pro-homosexual intentions. My, my. Three-quarter of the world's children must probably entirely gay by now, Heaven help us!
By the way, the supposedly homosexual percentage of children must really include me, you know. Wow. I've got a Spongebob screensaver, I used to watch Spongebob everyday (yes I mean everyday, it was the only show I ever watched) for the past two years, and I have just about 100+ spongebob pictures in my Cdrive.
GOSH HELP ME I MUST BE HOMOSEXUAL.

But I am not.
Very straight.
I think guys are a good deal more appealing in that way as compared to girls.
VERY APPEALING.

An excerpt from yet another article on the gay video 'We are family'.

'Note the people who look at hilarious children's cartoons and see only sinister mind control, who look at their fellow human souls and see only an army of debauched heathens, who look (reluctantly) at their own genitals and see only a gnarled clump of pain and confusion, who look up at the beautiful blue sky and see only a massive canopy of daggers. '
-From (here)


Now, people. Do you think your friend Rachel here is homosexual after years of Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron, Barney, Teletubbies and a thousand other children's cartoons?
I don't think so, you know.
Guys are very appealing to me. Apparently my sexual preferences haven't been changed after 13 years of brainwashing.
Yeah.