HELLO ALL :D
I want to complain. Right now.
So shut your ears, if you may. This shall be a wordy post ._.
I HATE BIASED PEOPLE. & one superrly good example of a hated biased person
is my mother. I don't know what's come over her nowadays. She's being totally biased
towards my sister lah. I'm not being sensitive or anything, but really.
I had such a huge quarrel with her over the sperm cell model. 'Cos she was like, treating it
as her project and wanting to do things her way and totally taking over my project.

She even wanted to paint the insides white. Even wanted to go buy glue when corn flour
was working just fine. She was talking to me like I was intruding on her ground, trying
to do HER project. And ever since last Sunday or so, she was finding fault with everything
I did. Even the way I sit. Oh, please.

GET REAL.

Her idea of a perfect daughter is a nice and demure one who sits all day studying. Oh, hark,
lookylooky at my sister! Kong Hwa to RGS to RJC to NUS Medicine. Oh wowsy,
how good can it get? ohohoh and did I mention that she's pretty? ohohoh I guess I forgot,
didn't I? I know I'm not as clever and not as smart and not as pretty nor as demure and
neither do I sit very ladylike, but I'm me.

I know lah I very stupid can? No choice but to revert to Singlish can? Dunman High.
比得上RGS吗？I hate her. Of course I'll never go to RJC and I'll never get into Medicine
either. I'm just plain dumb, alright?
Living in the shadow of my sister.

I'm not good at Maths like she was, I'm not good at anything she was.
And I didn't even bother to tell my parents Mrs Ang wanted my autobiography for
open house because it pales so much in comparison to what my sister saw at her day in the hospital. (Which just happened to be a 17-year-old giving birth.)
I don't think I'll bother to tell them I got 25 for autobiography either. In my eyes,
and probably in theirs, it's nothing. Peanuts. I tried so hard and I only got 25. Wahlao.

My brain is a snail compared to my sister's.
A good enough metaphor? What about 'I feel like a piece of insignificant rubbish?'
Works well, don't it?

darn it, I hate this totally. Plus my mother has always been comparing me to her.
'Jie doesn't sit like that!'
'Jie last time very guai one, don't dare to talk to me like that!'
'Please lah, Moira, teach your little sister how to behave lah...'

Oh, I could come up with a thousand more.

Whatever. That's one of the reasons why I hate to come home. School is so much better.
I love Jubix. I love Dunman High.

Ohyesyesyes andandand I want to post about the history presentation.
Hao Nan's group.
'Where did Babylonia start?
'Huh, where?'
'Yeah, WHERE, 地方"
'It started in Mesopotamia, which Babylonia is part of.'


And he still wasn't satisfied.
diao lah. Where did Singapore start? Oh you know it started in Asia. No wait, it started in the
world. No wait, it started here. Huh oh wait nono Singapore started HERE lah then WHERE?
Where else can Babylonia start?
And then:
Where is Babylonia now?
Uh, it's like, dead?
It's like, destroyed? It doesn't exist? It got destroyed by Sennacherib, the Assyrian monarch,
because the Babylonians captured his son and gave him to the Elamites.
So it's destroyed, okay? If you don't understand the meaning of such a difficult word you can
go to the dictionary and have a good time checking it up, as well as its synonyms, so
you can further broaden your vocabulary.

I know my stuff, you wanna try and catch me out? Come on then.
1J ______ so what.

Take my advice, will ya? I daresay it'll help you loads.
Even Mr Zein said it's destroyed. Shut you up good, didn't it?
I love that feeling of liberation. I love that feeling of knowing an evil smirk's on my face.
I love that feeling of rubbing it in. Totally lovely feeling that is.

If the dear Gordon and Weige wasn't in that group I swear I would give it oneuponsixteen.
If you don't like to listen to people presenting, but especially love to fire nonsensical,
groundless questions based on nothing but your own ignorance, then I say you're not
fit to be the 1J __________. Do you know how loser you make yourself look like, if you ask questions you don't know nuts about? You a good listener? Remember what li lao shi said?
Mind checking up that list of values your group drew up, alright? I'm sure it'll help you
become a better, less ignorant listener.
Thank you.

I'm totally fired up.
Thank goodness tomorrow is IDMI.
YEAH MAN THE LOVED GANG IS GOING OUT! :D

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